URGENT MESSAGE FOR THE UNREGISTERED

ATTENTION, ATTENTION ALL YE WHO HAVEN'T REGISTERED FOR THE CONFERENCE!

I have just been contacted by anonymous financial donors (some of whom will be attending the conference!). These mystery donors have generously committed to pay the registration fees for 10 lucky peeps - yup, 7 GUYS and 3 GALS to be exact. But there is a catch! They have a couple of eligibility criteria:

1. You must be among the FIRST 7 GUYS and 3 GALS to sign-up respectively for the conference between 12pm Friday, Sept 3, and 12pm Monday, Sept 7.

2. This is a "challenge donation", meaning that in order for the sponsorship to happen, at least 7 GUYS and 3 GALS MUST register during the specified time period - anything less won't cut the cheese. It's all or nothing....

3. You must send a note to me with these three words visible somewhere in it: "I LOVE KIWIS" (don't ask me why, and don't expect a reply!)

4. You must be tall, skinny or buffed, and tanned (just kidding! )

Who are these generous donors you ask? I am sworn to secrecy (except if you bribe me). However, I can attest that CNN was right - Four of the Top 10 best cities in the US to meet rich singles are right here in Silicon Valley!! LOL!

So, if you haven't signed up for the conference yet, do it TODAY...er...tomorrow....It's a small price to pay for potentially finding the love of your life (or at least a Sugar Daddy/Mama )!

Note: you will need to pay for the conference registration fee up front. Iff you are deemed as one of the registrants meeting all of the requirements, you will be contacted by the conference organizers to receive a refund of your registration fee.

Ciao for now, DR. LOVE